Hi, I’m Dan.

I write short stories, play board games, read books, ride my bike, and climb replica rocks. I also cook orzo, wash my lights and darks together, and fear that I have life-threatening illnesses.


Yabot the Robot is a repository of stories, essays, thoughts, and  e-minutiae (videos, music, pictures, etc.). Every story posted here is a completely true fabrication, or otherwise a verisimilar imitation of some experience I probably had.

Thanks for reading. I’d love to hear from you: Get in touch with me via email or on Twitter.